{"product_id":"bitches-in-stitches-sticker","title":"Bitches in Stitches — Hand-Painted Wool Monster Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWine?\u003c\/strong\u003e Check.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYarn?\u003c\/strong\u003e Check.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFellow Gossip Queens?\u003c\/strong\u003e Check, check, and check.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThree yarn monsters crowded together and thoroughly losing it — two of them knitting, one crocheting, needles and hook still going even as they crack up. Half-finished projects spill across their laps. Nobody's counted a row in a while, and nobody minds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's not just a sticker — it's a portrait of your Thursday night crew. Put it on your laptop or project bag and you're flying the flag for your stitch circle, inside jokes and all. The kind of thing that makes another knitter grin and go \"okay, where do I get one.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMeet the artist\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Wool Monster is real watercolor art, never AI, never stock — hand-painted by \u003cstrong\u003eJenn of Mauswood\u003c\/strong\u003e, then shrunk down into a sticker you can show off to your friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e About 4 inches (10 cm) on its longest edge — big enough to notice, small enough to go anywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is it made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e Glossy, waterproof vinyl. Perfect for water bottles, laptops, cell phones, and yarn stashes. (hand wash)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Deep Yarnings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48403320832254,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/3945\/4974\/files\/BitchesInStitches_tumblrrealbitchandstitch_1x1_1024x1024_837666cb-b5ad-4122-98bb-a1c583495ab1.png?v=1784476005","url":"https:\/\/deepyarnings.com\/products\/bitches-in-stitches-sticker","provider":"Deep Yarnings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}